Pls follow+ send money.
if I see one more “g*psy/indie” bullshit blog link, I’m going to scream
❤✧♱ ♰Follow for more soft bigotry♱ ♰✧❤
I don’t think you understand, if you click the link, this post becomes 100000x funnier
OH MY GOD
For every reblog, yes reblogs only, this gets I’ll push my suicide date back a day. The date is July 13th 2014 as of making this post (aka it’s in thirteen days).
I guess I’ll give it a shot to see if anyone cares.
you don’t need
- to bind your breasts
- outie genitals
- a superiority complex
- butt hair
you do need
- to be as swift as a coursing river
- with all the force of a great typhoon
- with all the strength of a raging fire
- mysterious as the dark side of the moon
THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST ON THE PLANET
instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture